07.12.16 Jobs, Jobs, Jobs (Hey Bae Remix)

‘Hey Bae Intern’: Microsoft’s slangy recruitment email fail

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Previously: 07.07.16 Jobs, Jobs, Jobs (Zuck Tape Remix)

Contact Ben Kittelson – ben@elgl.org – to post jobs. Organizational members receive stand along job postings.

 

Recently Added

Management Analyst, Portland, OR

Budget Analyst, Mecklenburg County, NC

Executive Office Manager, Medford, OR

 

The Analyst

Legislative & Resource Development Analyst (Senior Management Analyst), Portland, OR

Principal Management Analyst, Santa Cruz, CA

County Executive Office Management Analyst I, Sacramento, CA

MANAGEMENT ANALYST I, Houston, TX

Management Analyst III, Norfolk, VA

Management Analyst, Oceanside, CA

Management Analyst II, Richmond, VA

Senior Management Analyst, Hillsboro, OR

Management Assistant, Portland, OR

Government Relations Analyst, Association of Washington Cities

Policy and Contracts Manager – Housing Improvement & Preservation Unit, WA State Department of Commerce

Chief Digital Services Officer, San Francisco, CA

Commissioner Policy Coordinator, Clackamas County, OR

Assistant to the City Manager, Joplin, MO

Public Affairs Management Analyst, Springfield, OR

Management Assistant, Brighton, MI

 

Communications

Parks & Recreation Communications Manager, Seattle, WA

Public Information Officer, Irvine, CA

Director of Marketing and Public Affairs – Peninsula Clean Energy, San Mateo County, CA

Public Information Director II, Richland County, SC

Public Information Officer Supervisor, Phoenix, AZ

Communications Coordinator, Snohomish Health District

Communications Officer, Brookings, OR

Outreach Associate, Chicago, IL

Marketing & Recruitment Manager, Schertz, TX

Director of Education & Public Engagement, Austin Chamber of Commerce – Austin, TX

Waste Reduction Outreach Specialist, Washington County, OR

 

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Community Development

Director, Planning and Community Development, Bellevue, WA

Manager, Community Development, Zoning Section, Fort Myers, FL

City Planner, Rock Springs, WY

Planner I/II – Comprehensive Planning, Boulder, CO

Program Manager, Planning & Green Port, San Diego, CA

Planning Project Manager, Trust for Public Land

Planner I/II, Williamsburg, VA

Community Development Director, Lake Saint Louis, MO

Senior Planner, Associate Planner, Associate/Senior Planner-Transit, Modesto, CA

Planner II, Deltona, CA

Planner, Smyrna, TN

Senior Transportation Planner, Seattle, WA

Planner I, II, III, IV, St. Cloud, FL

Planner 1, Nashville, TN

Assistant Planner, Chicopee, MA

Associate Planner, Oklahoma City, OK

Transportation Program Manager, Accomac, VA

Planner I – Long Range Planning, Rock Hill, SC

Parks Planner, Salem, OR

Planning/Community Development Director, Vadnais Heights, MN

Planning Director, The Dalles, OR

 

Economic Development

Economic Development Specialist, Augusta, GA

Director of Regional Economic and Workforce Development, Isothermal Planning and Development Commission, NC

Executive Director, Greater Eastern Oregon Development Corporation

Economic Development Manager, Amarillo, TX

Program Coordinator Economic Development, Bend, OR

Community and Economic Development Director, Rock Island, IL

Business Retention Manager, Schertz, TX

Project Manager – Community and Economic Development, Phoenix, AZ

Economic Development Manager, Salem, OR

Economic Development Administrator, Los Alamos, NM

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Finance

Finance Director and Human Resources Director, Colton, CA

BUDGET MANAGEMENT ANALYST IV, Upper Marlboro, MD

FIELD AUDITOR I, Boston, MA

City Auditor, Dallas, TX

Budget Technician, City of Wilson, NC

Budget Analyst, Wake County, NC

Budget Analyst, Mecklenburg County, NC

Finance Manager/Director, Housing And Community Services Agency

Business Services Manager, Henrico County, VA

Enterprise System Administrator, Bend, OR

 

Human Resources

Human Resources Manager, West Springfield, MA

Human Resources Assistant, Branson, MO

Personnel Director, Oneonta, NY

Human Resources Analyst, Lansing, MI

Strategic HR Consultant/HUMAN RESOURCES SPECIALIST IV, Denver, CO

Human Capital Management Analyst, Athens County, OH

Director, Human Resources, Palm Desert, CA

Human Resources Manager, Faribault, MN

Human Resources and Communications Manager, Jefferson County, WA

Director of Human Resources, North Reading, MA

Human Resources Assistant, Templeton, MA

 

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Internships

Internships and/or Veteran Fellowships: Community Outreach and Grant Management, Seattle, WA

Homeland Security Intern, Southeastern Regional Planning and Economic Development District

Public Works – Transportation and Mobility Internship, Denver, CO

Graduate Internship, Baltimore, MD

 

Management

City Manager, Port Hueneme, CA

City Manager, Donalsonville, CA

City Manager, Cambridge, MA

City Administrator, Dayton, MN

Assistant Administrator, Proctor, MN

Assistant City Administrator, Lake Saint Louis, MO

City Administrator, Marshall, MO

City Administrator, Willard, MO

Borough Administrator, Bradley Beach Borough, NJ

Town Manager, Mount Laurel Township, NJ

Village Administrator, Potsdam, NY

Town Manager, Big Stone Gap, VA

County Administrator, King George County, VA

City Administrator, College Place, WA

Assistant City Manager, Brookings, OR

Chief Operations Manager, Ben Franklin Transit (WA)

Executive Director, Oahu Metropolitan Planning Organization

City Administrator, Chesterfield, MO

 

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Public Works

Director of Parks and Recreation, Normal, IL

Director of Water Department, Normal, IL

Director of Public Works and Development Services, Brookings, OR

Planner, Senior – Public Works, Everett, WA

GIS Coordinator – Public Works, Layton, UT

Director of Public Works, Rosemead, CA

Assistant Public Works Director, North Miami, FL

PUBLIC WORKS ADMINISTRATOR – TRANSPORTATION SERVICES, Sierra Vista, AZ

 

Other

Risk Management Analyst, Las Vegas, NV

Records & Data Management Analyst, Cheyenne, WY

Management Analyst, Franklin County, OH

Risk Management Analyst, Santa Rosa, CA

City ClerkKent, WA